Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?

Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? (1969)

Heironymus Merkin, the most talented movie star who ever sang, danced and loved girls, girls, girls.

Heironymus Merkin is an internationally successful singer approaching middle age who retells his life story in a series of production numbers on a seashore in front of his two toddlers and aged mother. Merkin's promiscuous relationships with women are explored, particularly Polyester Poontang and the adolescent Mercy Humppe. Merkin is constantly surrounded by a Satan-like procurer, Goodtime Eddie Filth, and an angelic 'Presence' who interrupts Merkin's biography with cryptic Borscht Belt-level jokes to denote births and deaths in Merkin's life. Newley periodically steps out of character to complain about his 'Merkin' role with an unseen director, two screenwriters, the film's producers and a trio of blasé movie critics who are turned off by the story's eroticism and lack of plot.

star 4.1 4.9 43%
  • Release Date: 1969-03-19
  • Runtime: 1h 47min
  • Director: Anthony Newley

Where to Watch Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? Online

Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? is not available for streaming at this moment.

Trailer

Cast

  • Anthony Newley

    Heironymous Merkin

  • Joan Collins

    Polyester Poontang

  • Bruce Forsyth

    Uncle Limelight

  • Milton Berle

    Goodtime Eddie Filth

  • Stubby Kaye

    Fat Writer

  • George Jessel

    The Presence

  • Connie Kreski

    Mercy Humppe

  • Alexander Newley

    Thaxted

  • Tara Newley

    Thumbelina

  • Patricia Hayes

    Grandma

  • Ronald Rubin

    Skinny Writer

  • Louis Negin

    Producer Peter

  • Tom Stern

    Producer Ron

  • Judy Cornwell

    Filigree Fondle

  • Margaret Nolan

    Little Assistance

  • Yolanda

    Trampolena Whambang

  • Lynda Baron

    Salesgirl

  • Ronald Radd

    Critic Bentley

  • Rosalind Knight

    Critic Bentley

  • Victor Spinetti

    Critic Sharpnose

  • Julian Orchard

    Red Cardinal

  • Desmond Walter-Ellis

    Philip Bluster

  • Bernard Stone

    Icicle Ike

  • Sally Douglas

    Automation Bunny

  • Roy Desmond

    The Mask

  • Joyce Blair

    Oat-O-Rinos Girl

  • Bruce Boa

    Car Salesman

  • Berry Cornish

    Fran

  • Mike Higgins

    The Prompter (uncredited)

  • Robert Hutton

    Insurance Agent

  • Laurie Leigh

    Toothpaste Mother

  • Aleta Morrison

    Harriet

  • Eve Pearce

    Floor Wax Housewife

  • Muriel Young

    Liz Harper

Related Movies