The Onion Movie

The Onion Movie (2008)

America's Finest News Source.

Comedy

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

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  • Release Date: 2008-05-31
  • Runtime: 1h 20min
  • Directors: Tom Kuntz, Mike Maguire.

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Cast

  • Len Cariou

    Norm Archer

  • Steven Seagal

    Cock Puncher

  • Larissa Laskin

    Dana Dobbs

  • Ken Takemoto

    Sensei

  • Don McManus

    Dennis McCormick

  • Michael Bolton

    Michael Bolton

  • Ahmed Ahmed

    Ahmed

  • Brendan Fletcher

    White Black Guy Tim

  • Daniel Dae Kim

    Ivy Leaguer

  • Meredith Baxter

    Cooking Show Chef

  • Jed Rees

    Wizard Proteus

  • Rodney Dangerfield

    Rodney Dangerfield

  • Ahmed B. Badran

    Peruvian

  • Brian Powell

    Typical Neighbor Husband

  • Scott Klace

    Kip Kendall

  • Barbara Pilavin

    Alzheimers Old Lady

  • Sandy Kenyon

    Alzheimers Guy in Crowd

  • Orlando Seale

    Producer

  • Erik Stolhanske

    Producer

  • Sarah McElligott

    Melissa Cherry

  • Randy Oglesby

    Surgeon General

  • Kwame Boateng

    Dibo

  • Richard Fancy

    Kenneth Garber

  • Alex Solowitz

    The Masses

  • Savannah Haske

    Rapist Lisa

  • Rebecca Lowman

    Rape Victim Julie

  • Jim Gleason

    Steel Beam Architect

  • Michael Harney

    Line-Up Detective

  • Angel Cassidy

    Porn Star

  • Gauge

    Porn Star

  • Robert Hoffman

    Lollipop Love Dancer

  • Joel McHale

    Office Worker

  • Harry Shum Jr.

    Lollipop Love Dancer

  • Kevin Federline

    Lollipop Love Dancer

  • Bo Barrett

    Wigger Jim

  • Chrissy Metz

    Heavy Girl

  • Marshall Manesh

    Announcer

  • Greg Cipes

    Hippie Diplomant

  • Nick Chinlund

    Bryce Brand

  • Jim Rash

    Bryce's Manager

  • Paul Scheer

    Bates Computer Salesman Dirk

  • John Viener

    Peen Out Guy

  • Gedde Watanabe

    James Nakatami

  • Chris Villa

    Gay Guy

  • Michael Delaney

    Gil Bates

  • Karen Miller

    Cockpuncher Entourage

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