Ballad of the Crystal Thief

Ballad of the Crystal Thief (2025)

WHATEVER YOU THINK THIS IS, IT PROBABLY IS.

The crystal thief breaks into a castle with the intent of stealing it's precious green diamond.

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  • Release Date: 2025-06-05
  • Runtime: 0h 1min
  • Director: Jude DeWit

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Cast

  • Jude DeWit

    Whistles really high to make the crystal explode

  • Jude DeWit

    The Ball’s squishing sounds

  • Jude DeWit

    Distant Cracking noises during much louder cracking noises

  • Jude DeWit

    So bored he made a fourth credit that didn’t exist for himself