Blondes Have More Guns

Blondes Have More Guns (1996)

Comedy Thriller

A scarf, a chainsaw, and a mysterious blonde are the only clues to a growing number of stiffs (and not all of them are dead bodies!) Who can the police turn to? Harry Bates, of course, the smartest officer on the force. TOO BAD HARRY CAN’T OUTWIT A HOUSEPLANT! Lucky for him he has his trusted partner Dick Smoker and his faithful dog (who seems to be a guy in a dog suit) to help him solve the case. The only suspects are a pair of beautiful sisters, Montana and Dakota. When the trigger happy Harry gets romantically involved with the twin half step-sisters will he lose more than his cool? Inspired lunacy ensues as BLONDES HAVE MORE GUNS parodies the likes of PULP FICTION and INDECENT PROPOSAL with razor… er… chainsaw sharp wit!

star 3.6 4.5
  • Release Date: 1996-02-16
  • Runtime: 1h 30min
  • Director: George Merriweather

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    • Cast

    • Michael McGaharn

      Harry Bates

    • Elizabeth Keifer

      Montana Beaver-Shotz

    • Richard Neil

      Dick Smoker

    • Gloria Lusiak

      Dakota Beaver

    • André Brazeau

      Captain Hook

    • David Myers

      Lyle Shotz

    • Ken Belsky

      The Doctor

    • Benny Buettner

      Dr. Hasselblad /Henry (as Bennie Buttner)

    • Ramona Lisa

      Patricia Martin

    • Derek-James Yee

      Tom Woo

    • Ron Meier

      Detective

    • Richard Myers

      Dahmer

    • Anderson Lim

      Short Cop

    • Bebe Conrad

      Athletic Cop (as Elizabeth Conrad)

    • Paul Ferrari

      Security Guard

    • Carol Daly

      Lorena

    • Dianne Lanning

      Harry's Mother

    • Megan Bajon

      Harry's Sister

    • Antoinette Sandmann

      Mrs. Landers

    • Cathy Pizza

      Screaming Woman

    • Karl-Heinz Teuber

      Montana's Father

    • John Faris

      Telemarketer

    • Regis DeMidio

      Television Producer

    • Ferris Suer

      Last Rights Priest

    • Brian Vouglas

      Wedding Priest (as Brian Vouglass)

    • Doug Holt

      Sir Valliance

    • Lee Phillips

      Nurse

    • David Furtado

      Hugh Myer

    • Denise Gernandt

      Bouncer