The Hebrew Hammer

The Hebrew Hammer (2003)

Part man. Part street. 100% Kosher.

Action Comedy

When a psychotic Santa tries to destroy Chanukah by hypnotizing Jewish children with bootlegged copies of the Christmas classic "It's a Wonderful Life," it's up to the Hebrew Hammer to save the day. Together with Mohammed, head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, the Hammer takes no prisoners in his quest to hunt down the renegade Santa and make the holiday season safe for all.

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  • Release Date: 2003-12-05
  • Runtime: 1h 21min
  • Director: Jonathan Kesselman

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    • Trailer

    Cast

    • Adam Goldberg

      Mordechai Jefferson Carver

    • Judy Greer

      Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal

    • Andy Dick

      Damian Claus

    • Mario Van Peebles

      Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim

    • Peter Coyote

      JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal

    • Nora Dunn

      Mrs. Carver

    • Sean Whalen

      Tiny Tim

    • Tony Cox

      Jamal

    • Richard Riehle

      Santa

    • Melvin Van Peebles

      Sweetback

    • Rachel Dratch

      Tikva

    • Harrison Chad

      Schlomo

    • Jim Petersmith

      Skinhead Bartender

    • Annie McEnroe

      Mrs. Highsmith

    • Grant Rosenmeyer

      Young Mordechai

    • Elaine Hendrix

      Blonde Bombshell

    • Ayelet Ben-Hur

      Israeli Rental Agent

    • Alex Corrado

      Tony

    • Brad Duck

      Jimmy

    • Jason Fuchs

      Adolescent Hasidic Boy

    • Ed Koch

      Himself

    • Gary Pratt

      Head Elf

    • Woodrow Asai

      Mun Chi

    • Daryl Wein

      Teenage Gentile

    • Michael Mylett

      Gentile Boy No. 1

    • T.J. Sullivan

      Gentile Boy No. 2

    • Audrey Twitchell

      Gentile Girl No. 1

    • Alexa Eisenstein

      Gentile Girl No. 2

    • Evelyn Page

      Old Woman

    • George Hosmer

      Chairman of the Jewish Worldwide Media Conspiracy

    • Ronald Schultz

      ADL Chairman

    • Leslie Shenkel

      JDL Member No. 1

    • Alan Nebelthau

      JDL Member No. 2

    • Jerome F. Richards

      Council Elder

    • C.P. Lacey

      Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. / MC Hammer

    • Ephraim Benton

      Black Teen

    • Devin Rene Burns

      Blonde Gentile Girl

    • Jimmy Walsh

      Freckle-Faced Gentile

    • Chris McGinn

      Samples Woman

    • Kathryn Gordon

      Bambi

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