Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!

Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! (2003)

Murder... Mayhem... Mowers!

Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left? And why do the rest of the roommates "assume" he joined a cult? And why is there a makeshift tombstone with his name on it in the backyard? And what's the deal with the monster that's stealing Herman's socks and living in a giant labyrinth under the house? As Herman searches for the answers he'll learn that they can only be found on a path that leads to sex, murderous murder, hole-digging, and a BATTLE TO THE DEATH!

star 5.4
  • Release Date: 2003-09-02
  • Runtime: 1h 33min
  • Director: Josh Miller

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  • Cast

    • Patrick Casey

      Herman Schumacher

    • Andy 'Hippa' Kriss

      Damon

    • Maria A. Morales

      Carrie Mirvis

    • N. David Prestwood

      Blaine

    • Jack Shreck

      Hugo

    • Sean Hall

      Alan a.k.a. Chartreuse

    • Josh Miller

      Icky / Perkutzitwuzzel

    • Dan Buechler

      Zach

    • Drew Ailes

      Herman's Boss

    • Erik Olson

      Weird Digger

    • Matt Sell

      Bart

    • Nathan Morales

      Landscaping Dude

    • Colin Hall

      Mark

    • Brian J. Casey

      Gary the Goon

    • Crystal Sholts

      Susan

    • Phil Gleason

      Jogger

    • Mark Cartier

      Bernard

    • Jeremy Coy

      Buff Dude

    • Nick Stukas

      Thaddeus

    • Benjamin Kaplan

      Herman's Dad (voice)