Tales from the Crapper

Tales from the Crapper (2004)

Twice the monsters! Twice the fat guys! Twice the lesbians! Twice the boobies!

Science Fiction Horror Comedy

The Crapkeeper hosts two stories combining highbrow entertainment with kung fu action, alien adventure and vampire lesbian sex.

star 4.4
  • Release Date: 2004-01-29
  • Runtime: 1h 30min
  • Directors: Dave Paiko, Chad Ferrin, India Allen, Lloyd Kaufman, Brian Spitz, Gabriel Friedman.

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    • Trailer

    Cast

    • Julie Strain

      Ivanna Dance / Demanda

    • Lloyd Kaufman

      The Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice)

    • Arban Ornelas

      Soul Stripper (as Arban)

    • Masuimi Max

      Sexy Asian Vampire

    • Kevin Eastman

      Travis Dance

    • Rob Zazzali

      Timmy

    • Joel Himelhoch

      Chief Doublestump

    • Elwood Carlisle

      Private Dick Sam Black

    • Jorge Garcia

      Racoon Head

    • Randy Sklar

      News Anchor

    • Jason Sklar

      News Anchor

    • Debbie Rochon

      Zelda Lipschitz / Herself

    • Joe Fleishaker

      Michael Herz / 500 Pound Candygramm

    • James Gunn

      Himself

    • Elizabeth Johnson

      James' Assistant

    • India Allen

      Sally Sterks

    • Ronn Surels

      Deke the Red Herring

    • Antonia Dorian

      Larry the Stripper

    • Isabelle Stephen

      Lesbian Art Student #1

    • Kelli Powers

      Lesbian Art Student #2

    • Jamie Greco

      Surly Crack-Head Trannie

    • Ron Jeremy

      Jimmy (as Ron Hyatt)

    • Trey Parker

      Steve Keen (as Juan Schwartz)

    • Timothy Muskatell

      Guy Who Finds the Space Ship

    • Josh Taylor

      Fake Zit Guy

    • Ted Raimi

      Next Door Neighbor (as Bill Ferguson)

    • John Williamette

      Guy Who Gets Ass Fucked by Buddy

    • Adam Jahnke

      Purse Snatcher

    • James Ojala

      Monster Meat

    • Paul Salamoff

      Office Chair Victim

    • Kevin Thigpen

      Black Guy #2

    • Gared Williams

      Bouncer

    • Trent Haaga

      Guy at the Party

    • Ramzi Abed

      Guy at the Party

    • Lizzy Strain

      Party Goer

    • Eli Roth

      Party Goer

    • Doug Sakmann

      Party Goer

    • Stephen Blackehart

      Himself (uncredited)

    • Crystal Cartwright

      Woman on Balcony (uncredited)

    • Wes Craven

      Party Goer (uncredited)

    • New Found Glory

      New Found Glory

    • Mark Gagliardi

      People at the Party

    • Tamela

      People at the Party

    • Smokey Miles

      Party Goer

    • James Lynch

      Party Goer

    • Leroy Patterson

      Party Goer

    • Phil Haney

      Party Goer

    • Penny Folger

      People at the Party

    • Paul Malcolm Pruett

      Party Goer

    • Nicole Talley

      People at the Party (as Nicolle Talley)

    • Heather Darling

      People at the Party

    • Lisa Michelle Axelrod

      Voice Over

    • J.D. Brown

      Party Goer

    • Lenora Claire

      Party Goer

    • Josi Kat

      Self

    • Arban Ornelas

      Soul Stripper

    • D.M. Schofield

      Lesbian Vampire

    • Zafer Ulkucu

      People at the Party

    • Gabriel Friedman

      Strip Bar Announcer / Larry / Deacon / Oliver Stone (voice) (uncredited)

    • Marc Gras

      (uncredited)

    • Edward Havens

      Party Announcer (voice) (uncredited)

    • Chris Lanphear

      Sgt.Kabukiman / Rapist (voice) (uncredited)

    • Sam Macaroni

      Mr. Freaky (uncredited)

    • Terryn Westbrook

      Door Girl (uncredited)