Cruise of the Gods

Cruise of the Gods (2002)

Comedy Drama TV Movie

Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.

star 4.8 6.5
  • Release Date: 2002-12-23
  • Runtime: 1h 30min
  • Director: Declan Lowney

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    • Trailer

    Cast

    • Rob Brydon

      Andy Van Allen

    • Steve Coogan

      Nick Lee

    • David Walliams

      Jeff Monks

    • James Corden

      Russell

    • Philip Jackson

      Hugh Bispham

    • Niall Buggy

      Graham Ball

    • Helen Coker

      Jenny

    • Rachel Shelley

      Yasmina

    • Jack Jones

      Himself

    • Brian Conley

      Himself

    • Robin Weaver

      Vivienne

    • Daniel Cerqueira

      Daniel

    • Matt Whitelock

      Neil

    • Julian Field

      Billy's Time Bike Fan

    • Arturo Venegas

      Captain Koulouris

    • Di Botcher

      Mrs Hatcher

    • Gray O'Brien

      'Casualty' Doctor

    • Lisa McNaught

      Gemma Clay

    • Gavan O'Herlihy

      Mickey

    • Shelley Blond

      PA Romy

    • Tom Alexopoulos

      Jim Schneider

    • Paul Mark Elliott

      Castor Voice Over

    • Jake Broder

      Lloyd

    • Russell Brand

      Woolly Hat Fan

    • Vasilis Panayi

      Photographer

    • Cole Borris

      One-eyed Child

    • Dallas Messias

      Jack Jones Fan

    • Andrew McHale

      Pool 'Castormind' Fan

    • Ugo Mazin

      'Watson'

    • Ian Robertson

      'Ponytailed Scumbag'

    • Lisa Wood

      Child of Castor

    • John Buss

      Child of Castor

    • Tino Clarke

      Child of Castor

    • Lucy Pickard

      Child of Castor

    • Stewart White

      Child of Castor

    • Stephanie Barrows

      Children of Castor Fan

    • Phillip Cattermole

      Children of Castor Fan

    • Bernard Coogan

      Children of Castor Fan

    • Karen Dunne

      Children of Castor Fan

    • Gillian Glanvil

      Children of Castor Fan

    • Michelle Greaves

      Children of Castor Fan

    • Marie Hogle

      Children of Castor Fan

    • Dean Martin

      Children of Castor Fan

    • Maxine Robertson

      Children of Castor Fan

    • Janet Silmon

      Children of Castor Fan (as Janet Silman)

    • Fritz Aardvark Bragpuss

      Children of Castor Fan

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