Cruise of the Gods

Cruise of the Gods (2002)

Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.

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  • Release Date: 2002-12-23
  • Runtime: 1h 30min
  • Director: Declan Lowney

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    Cast

    • Rob Brydon

      Andy Van Allen

    • Steve Coogan

      Nick Lee

    • David Walliams

      Jeff Monks

    • James Corden

      Russell

    • Philip Jackson

      Hugh Bispham

    • Niall Buggy

      Graham Ball

    • Helen Coker

      Jenny

    • Rachel Shelley

      Yasmina

    • Jack Jones

      Himself

    • Brian Conley

      Himself

    • Robin Weaver

      Vivienne

    • Daniel Cerqueira

      Daniel

    • Matt Whitelock

      Neil

    • Julian Field

      Billy's Time Bike Fan

    • Arturo Venegas

      Captain Koulouris

    • Di Botcher

      Mrs Hatcher

    • Gray O'Brien

      'Casualty' Doctor

    • Lisa McNaught

      Gemma Clay

    • Gavan O'Herlihy

      Mickey

    • Shelley Blond

      PA Romy

    • Tom Alexopoulos

      Jim Schneider

    • Paul Mark Elliott

      Castor Voice Over

    • Jake Broder

      Lloyd

    • Russell Brand

      Woolly Hat Fan

    • Vasilis Panayi

      Photographer

    • Cole Borris

      One-eyed Child

    • Dallas Messias

      Jack Jones Fan

    • Andrew McHale

      Pool 'Castormind' Fan

    • Ugo Mazin

      'Watson'

    • Ian Robertson

      'Ponytailed Scumbag'

    • Lisa Wood

      Child of Castor

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