Turd Merchants of Death

Turd Merchants of Death (2009)

The stink has come to town

Break out the shotgun and the toilet paper. An unspeakable horror has been unleashed and the undead are on the hunt for human flesh. Three unlikely heroes must fight to save their town and their dignity before sunrise.

star 6.5
  • Release Date: 2009-08-26
  • Runtime: 1h 15min
  • Director: Samuel Hines

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Cast

  • Davis Lonergan

    Happy Blonde Boy

  • Colby Graham

    Sitting Zombie / Humping Fisherman / Zombie on car

  • Scott Hendry

    Scott Toolbanger

  • Andrew Martinez

    Shirtless Car Accident Victim

  • Ann Hines

    Receptionist

  • Bill HInes

    Mad Doctor

  • Jack Spanbauer

    Himself

  • Adrian Tennant

    Door Man

  • Adam Smith

    Bartender

  • Andrew Martinez

    Greasy Bar Guy

  • Kaya Bersto

    Kaya

  • Canyon Castator

    Canyon

  • Josh Steele

    Josh

  • Sheila Cummings

    Sarah Caruso

  • Mike Carroll

    Mert T. Nertson

  • Mike Kilkenny-Patrick

    Fecal Blast Mascot / Himself

  • Glen Gillingham

    Cop

  • Gordon Koch

    Preacher

  • Ryan McMurray

    Longboarder

  • Reed Goodman

    Reed

  • Alan G. Stratton

    Hero Mechanic

  • Maile Kobayashi

    Ditsy Customer

  • Jeremy Frankovis

    "Fist" Mechanic 2

  • Lazer Rubenstein

    Mechanic 3

  • Kevin Hohman

    Zombie Driving Car

  • Rob Schelgel

    Arm-biting Zombie

  • Alex Covey

    Cash Eating Zombie

  • Jake Schefrin

    Zombie Burrito Server 1

  • Amy Docktor

    Zombie Burrito Server 2

  • Dan Leonard

    Zombie Burrito Server 3

  • El Vortex

    El Vortex

  • Jake Schefrin

    Zombie Jake

  • Jeff Hulslander

    Himself

  • Max Garson

    Himself

  • Patrick Dykstra

    Himself

  • Canyon Castator

    Himself

  • Josh Steele

    Himself

  • Elijah Moore

    Himself

  • Todd Frost

    Himself

  • Reed Goodman

    Himself

  • Trick Factory

    Himself

  • Dustin Hinshaw

    Himself

  • Jeff Spiegel

    Himself

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