Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie

Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie (2025)

"They were fun, but they weren't a joke." - Martha Quinn

Scrappy documentary about a band that flew too close to the sun to make it really big. Albany, NY's Blotto rose from the ashes of the Star-Spangled Washboard Band and scored an unlikely hit with I Wanna Be A Lifeguard in the early 80's thanks in part to getting airplay on MTV when the network launched August 1, 1981. The film follows their struggles to land a major label deal despite huge success with touring and releasing their own EPs and Albums. First-time director Rob Lichter (aka Bert Blotto) puts together a funny, heart-felt portrait of the musical pranksters that is sometimes heartbreaking despite all the laughs.

  • Release Date: 2025-05-02
  • Runtime: 1h 45min
  • Director: Rob Lichter

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Cast

  • Paul Jossman

    Bowtie Blotto

  • Bill Polchinski

    Broadway Blotto

  • Keith Stephenson

    Cheese Blotto

  • Greg Haymes

    Sergeant Blotto (aka Sarge)

  • Paul Rapp

    Lee Harvey Blotto

  • Helena Binder

    Blanche Blotto

  • David Maswick

    Chevrolet Blotto

  • Mike Kelley

    Himself

  • Steve Davies

    Himself

  • Martha Quinn

    Herself

  • Donald Roeser

    Himself

  • Jackie Martling

    Himself

  • Bob Buchmann

    Himself

  • Liz Bishop

    Herself

  • Martin Benjamin

    Himself

  • John Dannison

    Himself

  • Tom Gliserman

    Himself

  • Lou Brutus

    Himself

  • Paul Petroskey

    Himself

  • Jim Furlong

    Himself

  • Vinnie Birbiglia

    Himself

  • Peter Frances

    Himself

  • Stan Beinstein

    Himself

  • Greg Bell

    Himself

  • Tony Wolf

    Himself

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