"I Never Promised You A Rose Garden" is an all-new hour of hopeless comedy derived from the troubled mind of Joe DeRosa. Celebrating pure evil, abandonment, and societal collapse, Joe’s bleak outlook on society will actually bring you joy in this dire climate.
In the year 2022 something momentous changed for Paul, and in Dissolve he will reveal how he discovered the secret of life on the outskirts of Lancaster.* Inevitably he does get distracted by King Tutankhamun, the House of Lords, officious lollipop ladies and what Jesus might have achieved if he’d been a plumber.
■Match Lineup 〇Tag Team Match HIMAWARI & Ren Konatsu vs Shino Suzuki & Uta Takami 〇Tag Team Match Andreza Giant Panda & Raku vs Kyouko Inoue & Pom Harajuku 〇8-man Tag Team Match Yuna Manase & Mahiro Kiryu & Kaya Toribami & Chika Nanase vs Wakana Uehara & Toga & Mifu Ashida & Kira Summer 〇3WAY Tag Team Match Yuki Kamifuku & VENY vs Yuki Aino & Haru Kazashiro vs Arisu Endo & Jada Stone 〇Special Tag Team Match El Desperado & Maki Itoh vs Chris Brookes & Emi Sakura 〇Special Single Match Miyu Yamashita vs Billie Starkz 〇International Princess Championship Match
Maia is a French girl who flies to the island of Sardegna to visit her friend Zosia, who is there on Erasmus. But when Maia arrives, she can't find her anywhere.
Late one night, a man and a woman are each sitting alone at a bar. Evelyn notices Joe and gives off signs of interest. Joe is mutually interested but chickens out from taking any action and Evelyn leaves. There’s nothing new about this scene. It has happened thousands of times and will happen thousands more. But what if we could see the potential opportunities we cut off from ourselves when we chicken out of taking action? What if there was the possibility of a do-over? On this night, for Joe Montgomery, there is. An angel visits Joe and informs him how Evelyn would be a great match for him. Evelyn returns; and with an angel that only he can see as his wingman, Joe gets a second chance at a beautiful opportunity.
A reserved screenwriter sits in the middle of a press interview when a question about her past triggers a panic attack, causing her to faint. She wakes up and realizes she has traveled back in time to meet her outspoken younger self and must convince her not to make the mistake she has regretted for most of her life.
A reunion weekend spirals out of control for four college friends when the host - a science fiction writer on the verge of newfound success - fights to maintain his sense of reality in the face of sudden, uncanny dangers.
A genre bending, dark comedy about a day in the life of Kaitlyn, a Go Kart Go delivery driver in Los Angeles whose day takes a turn when a customer asks her to deliver some rather questionable items...
Mr. Mittens lived with a loving family until one day they decided to neuter him, leaving him with no choice but to get revenge on every person involved in the removal of his testicles.
A strange infection is spreading across Equestria. Mysterious cloth-like ponies have appeared and any pony they touch becomes a mindless husk. As the disease threatens Ponyville Princess Celestia sends Twilight Sparkle and her friends on a desperate mission to meet up with an old friend of hers, Shadow Tempest, to have a cure made. At the same time, Apple Split begins to uncover a secret Soarin has been hiding from him. What Care Package had done to him during Operation Lost Cause.
What could possibly happen when an invitation goes out for a high school’s 20-year reunion? What if two former school sweethearts reconnect on social media and realise they might still have feelings for each other? Marta (Anel Wood) and Johan (Johan Joubert) are both trapped in unhappy marriages. Johan, who works as a plumber with his school friend Leo (Solomon Cupido), is married to Anja (Laura-Lee Mostert), who also went to school with them. Anja feels Johan is no longer the ambitious man she once knew and gives him the cold shoulder when he tries to get closer.
A young South Boston realtor decides to sell the family home, against the wishes of his townie uncle. But after making a gruesome discovery, the two have to get rid of the problem before developers come.